July 23, 2014   5,320 notes

gaysociallink:

hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in

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and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands

(via callithump)

July 23, 2014   1,586 notes
theclearlydope:

LET’S RAGEEEEEE

theclearlydope:

LET’S RAGEEEEEE

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July 23, 2014   22,235 notes

darrynek:

*dips chip in salsa* *chip breaks* i want to die

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July 23, 2014   5,835 notes

ruf1ohn1tram:

returning to a drawing after hours/days of not touching the canvas

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(via kada-bura)

July 23, 2014   63,315 notes

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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July 23, 2014   161,100 notes

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July 23, 2014   180,227 notes

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

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i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

(via pizza)

July 23, 2014   275,398 notes

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via rniasma)

July 23, 2014   127,168 notes

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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July 23, 2014   45,492 notes

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